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Thursday, November 21, 2002

Some people really do have unpleasant things to say about Microsoft Corp. and its head honcho, Bill Gates. A random LiveJournal user's girlfriend, though, isn't one of them:

" That reminds me... My Girlfriend blessed Bill Gates last night. I asked her why, and she said that He was responsible for the ubiquity of the mouse wheel and therefore for the extreme dexterity of the middle finger of my right hand."

On behalf of all satisfied girlfriends everywhere, thank you Bill Gates.

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