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Friday, January 7, 2005

God Hates Shrimp

Apparently God hates shrimp. My coworker pointed me to a website that quotes lines in the New Testament that prohibit the ingestion of any fish that doesn't have fins or scales. He says it's from the same section of the Bible that labels gayness as an "abomination" to man.

We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
I can't figure out if the website is a satire of biblical regulations or if it is really taking itself seriously. One thing is for sure - they sell refrigerator magnets and t-shirts:

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